The Leaderboard
| Rank | Movie – Rubric (Sorted by Rank Overall) | Score |
| 1 | Who Framed Roger Rabbit – Double Shots of Bourbon | 4.44 |
| 2 | 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea – Whale Tales | 4.42 |
| 3 | Swiss Family Robinson – Coconut Bombs | 4.31 |
| 4 | Flight of the Navigator – Scuzzbuckets | 4.3 |
| 5 | Absent-Minded Professor – Tin Lizzies | 4.15 |
| 6 | Old Yeller – Horny Toad | 4.06 |
| 7 | The Shaggy Dog – Ancient Curses | 4 |
| 8 | Honey, I Shrunk the Kids – Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies | 4 |
| 9 | Jouney of Natty Gann – Ray Wise Smolder | 3.9 |
| 10 | Rocketeer – Sticks of Beemans Gum | 3.65 |
| 11 | The Love Bug – Cups of Irish Coffee | 3.63 |
| 12 | The Journey of Natty Gann (Revisit) | 3.63 |
| 13 | Tron – ID Disk | 3.56 |
| 14 | The Ugly Dachshund – Drunken Harrys | 3.56 |
| 15 | Great Mouse Detective – Liver Pills | 3.44 |
| 16 | The Three Caballeros (Revisit) | 3.38 |
| 17 | Son of Flubber – IRS Audits/Gov. Overreach | 3.38 |
| 18 | Splash – Batchie Balls | 3.31 |
| 19 | Darby O’Gill and the Little People – Stirabout | 3.25 |
| 20 | Freaky Friday (2003) – Post Grunge Band References | 3.25 |
| 21 | Freaky Friday (Revisit) | 2.88 |
| 22 | The Black Hole – Murder Robots | 2.88 |
| 23 | Herbie Rides Again – Wrecking Balls | 2.81 |
| 24 | Freaky Friday – Bottle’s of Gin | 2.8 |
| 25 | The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes – Turtle Neck Sweaters | 2.75 |
| 26 | Three Caballeros – Pretty Girls | 2.73 |
| 27 | Shaggy D.A. – Cups of Tomato Licorice | 2.63 |
| 28 | Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo – Étoile de Joie | 2.5 |
| 29 | Fun and Fancy Free – POYQUE! | 2.25 |
| 30 | Escape to Witch Mountain – Flying Winnebagos | 2.25 |
| 31 | Million Dollar Duck – Richard Nixons | 2.13 |
| 32 | Boatniks – Salami Torpedos | 1.8 |
| 33 | Herbie Goes Bananas – Whole Broiled Chickens | 1.44 |
| 34 | Gus – Dick Butkus Haircuts | 1.2 |
| 35 | Unidentified Flying Oddball – Playtime Magazines | 1.06 |
